Adventure of Lady Daphine and Master Bates
Master Bates had been on the boat alone for months with only himself for company. Eventually after throwing the evil pirate king overboard, Master Bates turned to Lady Daphine, pulled his sword from his sheath and held it erect. Lady Daphine touched it tentatively, and a shudder went thru Master Bates.
Sandwich?
Scene: O’Brien’s Sandwich Bar
This caucasian shop owner was standing behind the bar collecting money.
Guy: Hey look, do you think thats O’Brien? Could be leh, I mean he is caucasian and all..
Gal: No, this is a franchise. Anyone can be the owner.
Guy: Okay.. I don’t think so too, he doesn’t have an Irish accent. I think […]
Battlefield Baseball
Yesterday, I went to a client’s of a client’s place to help them figure out why their elves in their system are not sending out all those emails. Well, first of all, I dun have any idea how their system works and just go there to poke around to see how their system works. In […]
Obituary
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to moan the early demise of Louie the seamonkey, last of his kind. He was a happy seamonkey, as happy as a seamonkey could get. Although much of his kin had been wiped out by the famine of 2003, when the big hand that be, failed to deposit food […]
Contentment
Adultery happens when you start looking for what you don’t have. “Wow, this girl in my office is a real looker. But it’s not her Wynona Rider features that got me. I’m crazy about her because she’s also understanding, intelligent, tender - so many things that my spouse is not.”
Somewhere along the way, you’ll […]
Camera
Anyone knows where I can get the lens cover for this particular brand/model camera?
The 27 types of women revealed!
Know anyone like this?
Asian News International
LONDON, 22 March
Soon after a book revealed the 27 faces of men, a report in the Daily Mirror presented by Jane Ridley puts women into 27 distinctive character types and claims all women fit into one of her categories. And her A-Z of the fairer sex, makes for some very […]
Coincidence?
Mandrake: Seems no problem with client’s application for a while, right?
SD: Yeah, the last time she called was two weeks ago..
Mandrake: Thats good.. at least now no problem.
*phone rings*….
Mandrake: , can I help you?
Client: Can I speak to
Becareful
Becareful what you said, else it might get blogged.. This was what happened to SD. We were talking about blogging what people said and now I am blogging what we said about blogging what people said..
PAS on you
[15:30] monster: why is PAS called PAS?!
[15:30] monster: so many assignments
[15:30] monster: can die
[15:30] Choco Ball: Parti Islam Semalaysia
[15:30] Choco Ball: PAS
[15:30] Choco Ball: better than PIS right?
[15:31] Choco Ball: Parti islam Semalasia
[15:31] monster: i know
[15:31] monster: shdnt it be called PIS?!
[15:31] Choco Ball: yeah.. would you vote for PIS?
[15:31] Choco Ball: come, PIS on […]
