Obituary
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to moan the early demise of Louie the seamonkey, last of his kind. He was a happy seamonkey, as happy as a seamonkey could get. Although much of his kin had been wiped out by the famine of 2003, when the big hand that be, failed to deposit food for an entire week, he was the only survivor. And survived he did, leading a lonely existance among the empty plastic buildings, swimming endless in a vain attempt to look for more of his kind.
We shall moan the lost of this particular seamonkey community when the last of it was accidentally poured away by the evil Cleaning Lady.
Please kindly send your donation for Louie to me and I shall put it to good use.
you do realise how Louie managed to survive, don’t you? That evil brother, sister eating. good-for-nothing sea monkey!
I for one shall not miss him, I distinctly remember him giving me “the finger” as I peered at him through the magnified windows of his underwater habitat….
Seamonkeys are really wee shrimp right?
You bred those evil bastards in the office???
I remember my bro pouring them into the sink muttering ’stupid waste of time’ when he was 8 years old.
Idler: Are they? Oh my goodness, now you just spoilt my idea of seamonkey! I thought they were those things that is on the cover!
Caleb: Its the evil Cleaning Lady, not the evil sea monkeys. Please ignore the mind controlling seamonkey resting on my forehead.
doth seamonkeys hath tits?
I had seamonkeys I while ago..they all died. I can’t stand the sight of the living that swim over the ground covered with their dead fellow’s bodies. But actually giving them names … ….. I don’t know what to say.
Aneki: Interesting.. how many did you managed to keep in all? Yeah, I agree with you, the sight of them swimming all over their mate’s dead body is a bit tragic.. I was wondering whether they actually eat those or not?
mandrake > yeah i read somewhere that they are little shrimp. i’ve always been tempted to buy one of those as a sec student. remember going to the 7-11 near my school and wondered if they were mini-mermaids. do they still sell seamonkeys in singapore?
Yeah, they still do. You can get it at Toy ‘R’ Us.. There are a whole bunch of cross-selling stuff like food pack, toys for the seamonkey and other stuff. ahh.. little mermaids, the wonder of marketing…
Hiyah! New guy. I went to Toy R Us yesterday and they only sell seamonkey food packs. My whole batch of seamonkey are now dying so I am trying to find which place in singapore is selling seamonkey medicine, accessories…….
err.. not too sure.. most of the time its Toy R Us that is selling these stuff..have you tried other Toy R Us branches yet? Maybe you can give them a call first?
Oh my god they were stupid sea monkeys!!! Why do you have people giving you money while you can go by sea-monkeys!!!!!!!!!!!! DUH you FOOL!
HOW STUPID CAN YOU GET ????????????
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SEAMONKEYS ARE DISGUSTING!!!
Are there any fish farms selling seamonkey acessories………..
Jennete: I don’t think so though, guess you can only look at ToyRUs or order it in.
hello i have seamonkeys and i think they are wonderful and the day i started growing them i thought what a waste of time having to wrinse and wait 24 hours before doing anything then having toi wait 5 days before feeding but then the first day of seeing their tiny bodies swimming around i was in full swing prancing around shouting my sea monkeys have grown
it was a beautiful moment they are well worth the time i reckon and mine will be loooked after properly and live as long as they can and will keep mating so they live eternally
Hey I didn’t know you kept sea-monkeys?? Go keep some hamsters! =) You won’t have to squint to see them.
Then again, never mind…if the Big Hand again forgets to feed the critters, the Cleaning Lady isn’t going to help you dispose of the community!
i cant beleive were goin through the same tragedy i lost my poor little Barthelamule Jr. (BJ) to a tragic bleach insident our maid thought the tank had algae growing in it and decided to bleach the tank to get it clean i watched him melt down the side of the tank i just could see him calling for me to help him it was so gursome i burried him under the old oak tree and moarn him everyday i miss that little bugger!!!