Adventure of Lady Daphine and Master Bates
Master Bates had been on the boat alone for months with only himself for company. Eventually after throwing the evil pirate king overboard, Master Bates turned to Lady Daphine, pulled his sword from his sheath and held it erect. Lady Daphine touched it tentatively, and a shudder went thru Master Bates.
Is this porn?
Lady Daphine grew bolder and began to run her finger slowly along the length of the gleaming sword…..
her heaving bosom quivered as she reached the tip
With one quick movement, she unsheathed his long sword and it rose into the air with a swoosh.
it’s already unsheathed, fool! read the story carefully!
the other sword
Lady Daphine parted her cherry-red lips and began caressing the blade with her mouth.
gaah I feel awful typing like this.
no, you should write with ambiguity..
she cut her tounge on his sword u muppets this is not porn u loser this is a story about a women and a mans sword not his willy
As they were busy concentrating hard on what next to do with the sword, a chinese freighter smuggling imigrants to the US crashed into them and they all died.
Nothing happened to the freighter.
Well the reason the first guy was talking about the story being porn was the guys name duh. Who couldn’t pick up on the master bates, masturbates joke.
Cunts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fuck off u slags
Did i not see this in that 70’s show?
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I am amazed at the fact that you always get comments for older posts up to 2 years later…
I did not watch the date, silly me so I did not realize I was commenting on a 2 year old post.
It was actually because I saw a rerun of that 70’s show. And I happened to catch a joke which included the name Master bates. I typed it in in google and happened to end here.
Captain Pugwash
Was it true or a myth, the funny names?
Someone said they changed the names later?
Lady D paused for a moment, and her hands dropped to the front of her waistcoat. For the first time during the long voyage she felt the discomfort from the golden, hand-length dagger she had hidden in her corset before slipping onto the ship in the Port of Dover. She had stashed it close to her in anticipation of being found on the vessel and had been prepared to let the blood of an aggressive seaman who might try and impose his untamed lust over her mission to get to the Cape of Horn to search for her uncle. Now, with the evil pirate king safely becoming one with the sharks and other flesh eaters of the cold Atlantic, Lady D sought to rid herself of that cumbersome metal rib and she released her bosom and the knife from the confines of her corset. She slipped the knife into her boot and looked back upon Master Bates and his glistening sword.
and they all lived happily after
my name is daphine
I´m brasilian
Except for one small detail….. Master Bates was quite insane!! Yes, he had indeed killed the evil Pirate King, but only because he was jealous that he (the King, i.e.) kept getting all the girls. HE was the Master, so he thought he should be getting some of the sweet young chicks who were constantly hitching rides on his sleek and sprightly craft, but the nutzoid who called himself the Pirate King (well, he DID have a foul-mouthed parrot, so perhaps he was at least a pirate….) had put an end to his dreams of finally getting some action now that Seaman Staines was out of the way at last. In fact, Lady Daphine was so outrageously beautiful that the entire crew was completely distracted when the small pirate ship slipped up beside them and attached one fine evening while the full moon shone its gloriously golden rays down upon her hair (is it just me, or are these prose becoming purpler by the second here?)