You are spammed…

4 May 2004 - Under General By Mandrake

Heh, not sure whether anyone of you ever came across being spammed by horny chat bots, but here is what I get this morning.

[10:16] nueregal6903: hi…. anyone there?
[10:17] me: ?
[10:17] nueregal6903: oh your ther :) hi…
[10:18] nueregal6903: aa/s/l (age sex location)?
[10:18] me: This is an Anti-Spam program. Please reply with the solution to this question.. What is 4*3= ?
[10:18] nueregal6903: lol, im not sspamming you.
[10:18] nueregal6903: im 27/f/USA. was lookin at your profile. thought you might like to chat.
[10:19] me: This is an Anti-Spam program. Please reply with the solution to this question.. What is 4*3= ?
[10:19] nueregal6903: so what have you been up to?
[10:19] me: This is the final time to answer the question before you are ignored. What is 4*3 = ?
[10:20] nueregal6903: cool. i was just hangin out watching tv. i was getting kinda horny :) (**blushes)
[10:21] nueregal6903: feel like a little cyber fun with me ? please please….

Interestingly, they can catch words with “spam” and reply accordingly.. Now they just need to know how to do calculations.

20 Responses so far

  1. caleb May 4, 2004 3:14 pm

    fwah. I’ve never had this happen to me. Guess they (the bots) can sense my aura of iron wang.

  2. Mandrake May 4, 2004 3:30 pm

    I guess they think I am easy..

  3. Angry Beaver May 4, 2004 3:55 pm

    WTS ql200 Essence of Enlarged Iron Wang. pst.

  4. caleb May 4, 2004 5:42 pm

    WTB QL250 Wang Mocham

  5. aneki May 4, 2004 11:35 pm

    wow, the things those bots can do ! and then, when you fall for that, they ask you to dial some expensive number or buy something or what ?

  6. Enoch July 15, 2004 9:00 pm

    I just got this bot this morning, same name, I wasn’t actually at my machine when it *spammed* me but I responded and instantly came back with a somewaht intelligent response. Someone has been doing their homework.

  7. AJ July 27, 2004 12:16 am

    idiotv: hello?
    nueregal6903: hold on a minue. be right back
    nueregal6903: ok im back. sorry bout that. stilo there?
    idiotv: yep
    idiotv: hi
    nueregal6903: oh your there : hi…
    idiotv: I saw you dropped me a message
    nueregal6903: a/s/l (age sex oocation)?
    idiotv: 27/M/FL, you?
    nueregal6903: im 27/f/USA. was lookin at your profile. thought you might like to chat.
    nueregal6903: so what have you been up to idotv?
    idiotv: you don’t have a profile
    nueregal6903: cool. i was jusst hangin out watching tv. i was getting kinda horny (*blushes)
    idiotv: are you a real person?
    nueregal6903: feel like a little cyber fun with me ? pllease please…
    idiotv: no
    nueregal6903: oh well your loss. why dont you open up my profile and ser what you missed out on. theres a link there to my homepage where i have some real nice pics to leave with.
    idiotv: you don’t have a profile

  8. AJ July 27, 2004 12:17 am

    in fact, I got offline messages, saying I wasn’t in and to check the profile :)

  9. Pete September 17, 2004 11:00 am

    Yeah this dang thing spammed me right now.

  10. dennis October 1, 2004 7:32 am

    I received the exact same spam bot. Check it out .

    nueregal6903: hi… anyone tthere?
    denman_95747: I am here but not for long.
    denman_95747: Who are you?
    nueregal6903: oh your here hi…
    nueregal6903: all my personal info is on my web page, the link is in jy profile.
    denman_95747: hello
    nueregal6903: a/s/l (agee sex location)?
    nueregal6903: im 27/f/UA. was lookin at your profile. thought you might like to chat.
    nueregal6903: so what have you been up to denman_95747?
    denman_95747: 34 yes CA
    nueregal6903: cool. i was just hangin out watching tv. i was getting kinda horny (*blushes)
    denman_95747: Working, but I am off tomorrow for a 3 day weekend.
    nueregal6903: oh no not worrk… thats a 4 letter word you know..
    nueregal6903: feel like a little cyber fun withh me ? please please…
    denman_95747: no
    denman_95747: I just serched the web and found this is a spammer.
    nueregal6903: oh well your loss. why dont you open up my profile and see what you missed out on. theeres a link there to my homepage where i have some real nice pics to leave with.
    nueregal6903: lol, im not spamming yyou.
    denman_95747: why is there a page with exactly the same info on it from you that someone posted.
    denman_95747: what is 4 * 3
    denman_95747: Are you still there?

  11. Sage November 27, 2004 2:20 am

    This thing is STILL running. It’s not the first bot that’s bugged me on YIM, either. I reported it to Yahoo, we’ll see if anything happens….

  12. m3 j0nathen December 31, 2004 4:19 pm

    the bot will also pick up if you are under a certain age.
    me (1:45:53 AM): yes.
    nueregal6903 (1:45:59 AM): oh your there h…
    nueregal6903 (1:46:38 AM): a/s/o (age sex location)?
    me (1:46:52 AM): 16/m/la
    nueregal6903 (1:46:59 AM): oh.. nevermind. takr care…
    me (1:47:05 AM): ok.

  13. DA Dan March 6, 2005 2:18 pm

    I’ve gotten the same thing from three or four different bots now. Not sure because I only have the logs from 2 of them. Here’s part of one where I decided to imitate the bot:

    me (5:57:23 PM): im 27/f/USA i was looking at your profile. thought you might like to chat.
    me (5:57:31 PM): so what have you been up to (me)?
    acmesehxwidget23 (5:57:38 PM): im 27/f/USA. was lookin at your profile. zhought you might like to chat.
    acmesehxwidget23 (5:57:44 PM): oz your female.. sorry.
    me (5:57:48 PM): no i’m not
    me (5:57:56 PM): i was predicting exactly what you were going to say

    After this I said a bunch more stuff, apparently they cut off if you say you’re female too.

  14. RJ March 13, 2005 10:31 pm

    lol, i also got messages from this bot while i was offline. good thing i bothered to do a search and found this page sonow i dont have to waste my time discovering its true nature myself.

  15. Manowar March 16, 2005 12:35 am

    The bitch hit me too, unfortunately I had my dick out and in hand before I found this site…DAMMIT. THat’s more action then I’ve had in months.

  16. nosterato March 18, 2005 6:15 am

    dude…that just happened to me.. that was weird..

  17. Anonymous April 21, 2005 9:49 pm

    Hey,

    I just found a site that had a funny one way conversation going on with nueregal6903. Check it out.
    By the way, I did a search and I foud what they are trying to do before I responded. After reading everything that all of you have wrote I decided to see if I would get a response. No response from nueregal6903.
    http://www.explosm.net/writing/view.asp?id=61

  18. Kris September 13, 2005 11:59 am

    That’s because she is a bot. Thanks for linking to my thingy-doo.

  19. ben April 28, 2006 12:13 am

    Just got the same one. I asked it the same thing as you and it told me I shouldn’t ask so many questions!

  20. ToneLoc May 24, 2006 6:11 am

    So I just got this. It’s a pretty good bot as it reacts to responses. I said I’d like to chat, but I’m on my way out the door. It chided me to stay. I told it 5 minutes. It started with some borderline graphic stuff. Then it got a little more in depth. I decided then to cut it off by saying I had to go. No more messages and it’s been about 10 minutes.

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