Screw them up Survey
1. WHAT COLOUR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? hot pink
2. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? voices in my head
3. WHAT ARE THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER? A H J U
4. WHAT DID YOU LAST HAVE TO EAT? muff
5. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOUR WOULD YOU BE? clear
6. WEATHER RIGHT NOW? seasoned
7. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? God (the other one)
8. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS? May God has mercy on his soul.
9. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? well done
10. FAVOURITE DRINK? steak
11. FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? fermented steak
12. FAVOURITE SPORT? ?? up down upd down
14. EYE COLOUR? hot pink
15. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? my phone book too small to wear
16. SIBLINGS AND THEIR AGES? a few from the stone age
17. FAVOURITE FOOD? japanese women
18. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? No idea, haven’t watch the last one yet.
19. FAVOURITE DAY OF THE YEAR? my day
20. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? No, but I have to drug them first
21. SUMMER OR WINTER? Buffy Summers!
22. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? One night relationship
23. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? they all taste the same
24. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK? not on my back!
25. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? God
26. LEAST LIKELY? God
27. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? bed
28. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING AT THE MOMENT? How to save the world in 24 hours.
29. WHAT’S ON YOUR MOUSE MAT? Mouse
30. FAVOURITE BOARD GAME? Pac man
31. WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? Talking to God (Not the other one)
32. FAVOURITE SMELLS? Nice ones
33. CAN YOU TOUCH YOUR NOSE WITH YOUR TONGUE? Yes, when I cut it off
34. WHAT/WHO INSPIRES YOU? God
35. BUTTERED, PLAIN, OR SALTED POPCORN? Mix them all up!
36. FAVOURITE CAR? Any car that belongs to me.
37. FAVOURITE FLOWER? Any flower that has a girl attached to it.
I see you invested a lot of points into humour and wit.