Roasted pigeons
Scene: Crossing the road on the way to lunch at Hong Lim Complex.
SD: Did you see that?
Mandrake: No, what? I was looking at the pigeons.
SD: One more count to the gay population in Singapore.
Mandrake: Oh okay.. didn’t see that.
SD: Why were you looking at the pigeons for anyway?
Mandrake: Oh, I was thinking about how to roast those pigeons all at once. (About 30 of them). To catch them would take too much time. I was thinking about a small nuclear bomb, just drop it into the middle. The initial blast would knock and stun the pigeons and then the radiation blast would cook them to a nice crispy texture.
SD: err.. I see..
No he doesnt see. I hope he never does.
One peak into your insane world, and it’s bye bye sweet sanity.
erm… if u use nuclear bomb to roast those pigeons, can u really consume it? i mean it will contain radioactive stuffs, right? so, what;s the whole purpose of roasting em and cant eat em? hmmmmmmmmmmm……..
he can finally achieve his lifelong ambiotion then, to be Radioactive Man.
-grin-