Coffee, tea or me?
Went to the coffeeshop to order a cup of coffee take away. The serving uncle was quite humourous and told me to order it from the “Boi Ba” (”Busty” in Mandarin) aunty behind the counter. The aunty heard him and look at me smiling. I smile at the uncle and the aunty.. I don’t know where to look. When people say someone is Boi Ba, the first thing to look is the chest. I smile again… and said.. “Okay, I want Teh Ni*”..
*Teh Ni means tea with milk in Hokkien, but it also sounds like “Squeezing the breasts”…
she got a 36C kah? hehe
dun know.. and I dun want to know too..
ya right
And you have to order Teh Ni -_- still say don’t want to know.
Later auntie pick up wrong message then u know.
Better watch your back dude wahahaha
You careful your teh ni not prepared in front of you but somewhere in the back…
you did realised that I was trying to order coffee in the first place right?
and no, I did watch where the drinks were prepared.
eww. is that an open blatant flirtation with the auntie?!
Mandrake, you need counselling…
U’re lucky the Aunty didn’t say, “Boy u wan to come squeeze urself?”
hahaha refreshing to read such an incident. Too much screaming and yelling about sexual harrassment going on where I’m at. Boring !
LOL! was passing by and read the coffee tea and me thought its interesting… N I BURST OUT LAUGHING WHEN I FINISHED LOL!!!!!!!
1twit: definitely not
i@n: so do you
VamTreSS: if you are the one behind the counter and said that, I would love to..
aneki: that might be a good thing sometimes.. heh
aB: thanks
So “ironical”.