Alcohol Test

By way of Lynn

Bourbon Congratulations! You’re 120 proof, with specific scores in beer (80) , wine (66), and liquor (86).

Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you’re going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It’ll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 36% on proof You scored higher than 90% on beer index You scored higher than 90% on wine index You scored higher than 93% on liquor index

Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on Ok Cupid

2 Responses so far

1. Ivan’s Chimera » Not An Alcoholic… Yet March 24, 2005 8:19 am

   […] and Peace Orchestra joint second for being too chilled. one word: sublime. Got this from Mandrake Bourbon Congratulations! You’re 123 proof, with specific score […]

2. aneki March 25, 2005 2:09 am

   “You’re 109 proof, with specific scores in beer (80) , wine (83), and liquor (60).” wow, I thought I would totally suck, I know NOTHING about liquor and mix drinks. Just drink the Beck’s and all is fine!