Alcohol Test
By way of Lynn
Bourbon Congratulations! You’re 120 proof, with specific scores in beer (80) , wine (66), and liquor (86).
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you’re going straight for the
bottle and a shot glass! It’ll take more than a few shots of Wild
Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You […]
Coffee, tea or me?
Went to the coffeeshop to order a cup of coffee take away. The serving uncle was quite humourous and told me to order it from the “Boi Ba” (”Busty” in Mandarin) aunty behind the counter. The aunty heard him and look at me smiling. I smile at the uncle and the aunty.. I don’t […]
Cats and me
I like cats.. more than dogs.. cats are more independent than dogs.. dogs need you, cats doesn’t.. you just leave them water and food and they are happily lazing away in the day and running around at night. If I have a choice, I would keep a cat.
Recently, there are two new born kittens below […]
tongue
tongue
Originally uploaded by MandrakeLB.
Mr Brown’s project sexyblogger has so far more than 10 people trying to pretend to be her. .
Heres my contribution.. yes, I have no choice but to mask myself, else how would people recognise me from the porn films?
This pic was […]
8 digit NRIC number please
This evening, I was trying to call M1 (my mobile provider) to check whether my mobile contract is up and whether I can upgrade my handset. As I wade thru the options provided in the phone, I finally reached the option I wanted.
“Please enter your 7 digit NRIC(Identity Card) number followed by the # key.”
*beep […]
Bored not at work
Okay, finished my project at client’s place.. so now I have nothing to spend my intellectual on. So while I am waiting for the users to come back with their test results, I have nothing to do.
And since this company’s Internet policy forbids me to surf interesting websites, I have nothing much to do.. […]
Today I…
1) Finished 99% of my project
2) Conned by hawker uncle to buy the duck drumstick rice *which turns out surprising good*
3) Tally about 50% of the people like the green fairy templates
4) Comtemplate new template
Whats up doc?
If I was to ask my doctor the above question, she would probably say my alcohol level. Right after recovering from gout towards the weekend, I started to drink socially again. Its like if I didn’t start, then no one would ask. But if someone started asking, I would have several drinking dates.
Anyway, friday after […]
What do you think of this template?
I like the green colour.. goes well with the absinthe.
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