Thinking of Wealth
Tonight is the draw for the annual $10 mil Toto lottery draw. Usually at least 6 people will share this $12 million jackpot, so that should be at least a cool $1.5million each person.
If you are one of those lucky bastards who strike, what would you do?
- Pay off my loans
- Invest
- Travel
- Further studies in a cool place
- Celebrate birthday in Bali with friends
Simple right? I wonder if people would start borrowing money once they know you strike lottery. Or some other person calls up and want you to invest in their inventions.
“Check out my Lump-a-dump. It lumps and it dumps! Everyone needs a Lump-a-dump”
i hereby present a resignation letter for whoever wins the $10million Toto draw. Use it as you deem fit.
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Date
Addressee
Address
Postal Code
Dear Sir/Madam,
With this letter, I offer my resignation from my position with immediate effect. I have decided to pursue other career opportunity out of divine intervention.
As you know, my primary interest has been in the Banking and Finance. Singapore Pool has accepted me for the position of the $10million Toto winner that should put me back in touch with my “first love.”. Singapore Pool has offered a wonderful and fantastic compensation package, even though I am quite disappointed that they did not throw in free courses, such as how to spend like a millionaire or how should a millionaire behave.
The decision was a difficult one for me because I have so enjoyed my working relationships here. Although I’m eager to accept the challenges in this new position, I regret leaving the institute.
Thank you for the rewarding experience I’ve enjoyed during my time with the organization.
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Sincerely
Singapore’s new-born millionaire
Sighz.. never win :p
wahaha… i like duckie’s resignation letter.. yeah, mandy, i’m sure none of us got it…