I don’t like what you wrote and you suck!

2 Apr 2006 - Under General By Mandrake

I was having a mahjong session on friday night with some friends. Over the game, the group of us were talking about all sorts of crap from being lame to people’s labia (don’t ask me).

One of them, who is this famous blogger said that she might be filming a talk show on tv soon and I was quite amused. I am not amused that she has a show, but in the possibilites of having your own show. You can basically do anything you like, within boundaries of course.

I told her to why not throw a fight in front of the camera. That sure will increase the ratings. In fact, throw a fight at the co-host, who happens to be taller than her. Real or staged, the audience don’t need to know.

Or how about having a segment where two bloggers who don’t see eye to eye on what they wrote. Invite them on air and trashed it out. Call it the “I don’t like what you wrote and you suck!” segment, although I don’t know whether you can use the word “suck” on tv. I have a few group of people who fits right in in mind right now.

Make it like Jerry Springer, I am sure the audience will love it, at least for the first few episodes. Remember to hire some big sized bodyguard to pull the fighting bodies away if it gets too serious. Put a few well-placed metal chairs around the stage so that it can be used. In fact, put one or two aluminium trash can so that it can be hit over the head.

Ooo.. the possibilities are just endless………

5 Responses so far

  1. postmaster-general April 3, 2006 4:32 am

    you need your own show.

  2. barffie April 3, 2006 11:29 am

    :O Who is that!!!

  3. Wangsifu April 4, 2006 10:16 pm

    Singapore is very Americanized, no? sounds like it. I didn’t even know ppl used the word “suck” in that context over there. Shows how much of an ignorant American I am.

  4. aneki April 5, 2006 3:46 am

    Don’t forget that the female participants are required to tear each other’s shirts off.

  5. Wangsifu April 5, 2006 8:53 pm

    Mandrake,
    If you had your own show, would part of the show be having strange women rub weirdo liquids on your tummy. I could see how that could be amusing. I would watch. ;)

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