Perfect Ass, anyone?

12 Apr 2006 - Under General By Mandrake

Do you have a perfect ass?

If your ass fits this formula,

(S+C) x (B+F)/T = V

then you probably might have it. This formula calculates based on shape, bounce, firmness and symmetry.

S is the overall shape or droopiness of the bottom, C represents how spherical the buttocks are, B measures muscular wobble or bounce, while F records the firmness.

V is the hip to waist ratio, or symmetry of the bottom, and T measures the skin texture and presence of cellulite.

I calculated mine, I think its probably 0.005 or something, perfect score is 80 and Kylie Minogue has it.

From Sunday Times via Boing Boing

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