Perfect Ass, anyone?
Do you have a perfect ass?
If your ass fits this formula,
(S+C) x (B+F)/T = V
then you probably might have it. This formula calculates based on shape, bounce, firmness and symmetry.
S is the overall shape or droopiness of the bottom, C represents how spherical the buttocks are, B measures muscular wobble or bounce, while F records the firmness.
V is the hip to waist ratio, or symmetry of the bottom, and T measures the skin texture and presence of cellulite.
I calculated mine, I think its probably 0.005 or something, perfect score is 80 and Kylie Minogue has it.
From Sunday Times via Boing Boing


