Slow day

On a slow day, I got some funny comments for one of my most popular posts here. At first I thought some spam got thru, but they turned out to be more or less real and looks relatively funny. I get around a few hundred spams on a slow day and probably up to a few thousand on a good day. I think my current spam count is around 12500

I did a lookup and turns out they are from a school in London, probably Essex. I think some kids in school were bored and just comment for fun.

Here goes the conversation.

u wanna fukin shutup about london all u fakas lol
-cchs crew

i do not agree on all this bad language in here but The hiltons (My Daddys) hotel is so much better then this peice of garbage i do not agree on judging hotels but my daddys is just the best as we are the best, this hotel looks all right from the outside then i bet in the inside its not as good as mine sso why dont all you people wanting to go there come 2 The hiltons its much more luxurious!
xxx -Paris Hilton xxx

well i dont no who u fink u r paris hilton but i dnt care bout ur daddys stupid hotel this one is so much betta n ur not they best this hotle is so get over it paris !!!!!!!!
-Harry Winsurf

well i think im paris hilton i dont know who u think u r but ur quite stupid trying to argue with me and saying stuff about my precious daddy, and we are the best because im gorgeous and your not your butt ugly so your just jeleous of my good looks arnt you well get over yourselves because your nothing special like me!!!
xxx -Paris Hilton xxx

come on ppl reply then i wanna no hu u r sayin all dat bout london !!!!!!!!! yer u 2 scared u r a bunch of sados riitin a load of shit on ere lol nd paris hilton fuk off u stupid bimbo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! get a lyf nd stop worryin bout wat u look lyk nd u r as aneriexic as fuk lol u twats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-cchs crew

whatever cchs crew, im gorgeous and what your saying doesnt even come a little bit close to what i am so u can just grow up your probably some sad little girl jeleous of me hehe well sorry to be rude but your not me so keep dreaming love
well i can argue with anyone i like because im paris hilton why dont u come and see me and say all of this to my face harry i would like to see u try u sad little boy and my Daddy is precious and im his precious little girl and my hotel is the best so dont even get me started on this ok now grow up and stop even replying to me u sad little people!
xxx -Paris Hilton xxx

shutup paris stop arguin wid every 1 u r a munta lol nd u r not ard i am lol !!!!! u nd ya precious lil pappa nd na dis hotel is betta ive bin 2 da fukin hilton hotel nd its shit ndtrampi no where nere ere ha ha suk ma cock !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Harry Winsurf

Stop emailing me harry i dont like the fact u have my email address now please leave me alone and u probably dont have a willy so there is no point even thinking of saying yes so get a life and stop worrying about my perfect life!
xxx -Paris Hilton xxx

I think at this point, their computer class finished, but I am proud to say that Paris Hilton reads my blog.

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