Overheard
I overheard this somewhere while having some drinks..
it was some lady’s hen night so they went to the pub. As per normal hen night, the friends decided to have fun with the bride-to-me. They made her wear a tiara, some gown thingy and I think there was some curlers on her hair.
After some drinks, they decided to ask her to go around kissing some random guy. So the bride-to-be was quite sporting and went up to this guy who was standing near us.
“Hi, could you help me with something?” The lady asked.
The guy looked a bit apprehensive and said said “Yes”.
“Could you let me give you a peck on your cheek?”
At this point, the guy doesn’t looks sporting at all, he was apprehensive about it, like she is a cursed to him. To tell the truth, the lady is quite normal looking, not some hideous monster from the deep.
The next sentence that the guy spurt out from his mouth confirmed my suspicion that he is an idiot. He actually asked out loud at the lady’s friend, “Are you all saboing me or saboing her?”
Which in this case means she is ugly and not even worth looking at him. Luckily one of us was quick enough to shout, “No, we are saboing her!”, which kind of save the lady’s face.
Idiotic egoistic guy without any sporting sense.
That guy better not be fuck-ugly. If not it would REALLY reflect damn badly on him.
ah well, he probably didn’t had enough drinks..
actually shell, i dont think the guy looks good. stupid git. and i missed his words, no wonder she shouted “no, we are sabo-ing her!”.