Your bikini can save your life (sfw pic)
check this bikini out!
As you know, the bikini is not a flotation device. In the event of drowning, do not latch upon another pair of bikini. You would probably ended up:
i) getting sued and throw into jail
ii) get a slap
iii) get to know a new girl
iv) get to know a new guy
v) get to know the girl’s guy’s fist really well
Now Brenstrand & Co just came up with the Bikini lifejacket, besides adding a few cup sizes to the bust, it also increase your ass size. But at least it floats.
Now you can say “But I was drowning” and get away with it.
